Against my better judgement, it's time for me to...
crowinthewoods: sherlocked-221b: kaykhaous: ...
burningheartss: dr-john-holmes: ...
Cosmo tip #316
karkata: when havin sex with ur partner gently lean in and whisper in their ear “shia lebeouf”
So I was book shopping when I saw this. I bet...
kidanoche: bemusedlybespectacled: bamfinajumper: sirarthurconandoilies: airdotcaptain: ununpentium: seriously though america, please give benedict cumberbatch back soon sincerely, uk. never Dear UK, We’re keeping this one. How does it feel only having 4 actors now? Love, America Noooooo! Give him back, THIEVES!!!! I’M SORRY I CAN’T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF HIS...
heysammy: trentofsky: trentofsky: trentofsky: trentofsky: Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You’re going to die alone In the woods with Shia LaBeouf
shercocklocked: completelynormalgirl: phlynn: tumblr blue is pretty dull and depressing its the colour of lost dreams and teenage disappointment TARDIS blue is freaking amazing. it’s the color of adventure. this is sherlock’s scarf blue it’s the color of murder
bird-internet: captainshenanigans: do you ever stop and realize that the average person doesn’t know what a ship is or what canon means We probably just all sound like pirates.
my mom: don't ever ever meet up with strangers from the internet
me at 12: omg mom do you think i'm really that stupid i would never do that ugh
me now: so do you guys wanna move here and like live under my bed or something
snoipahkat: can you imagine pokemon like 20 years from now when they’ll probably have mastered virtual reality they’ll be us 30-40 year olds laughing maniacally jumping over downward ledges and riding bicycles indoors it’ll be anarchy
lemon-in-the-flight-deck: its-just-the-shock-talking: when I find myself in times of trouble Greg Lestrade comes to me speaking words of wisdom well, don’t commit suicide
actualcannibalshialabe0uf: how to determine if you are a cannibal: you are named shia labeouf
mari-sue: S-Sob and here’s the YT link
reichenbitch: Lurking in the shadows ACTUAL CANNIBAL SHIA LABEOUF
thecompleteflipside: Does Shia LaBeouf know he’s been outed or will we all get eaten when he finds out or what.
roses are red
violets are blue
sometimes poems don't rhyme.
ACTUAL CANNIBAL SHIA LABEOUF
loving-once-ler: hyliancrest: everyone stop talking about shia labeouf he can hear you ….Oh that’s okay I didn’t plan on sleeping… Is Cannibal shia labeouf going to come get me now?!!?!? ;_;
Hey I just met you
and this is crazy
but please don't eat me
actual cannibal, shia labeouf
joukai: “Dammit” I swore under my breath. I held my mobile in the air to no avail. Zero bars. I swore some more and kicked at a bush. It snagged my foot and I tumbled backwards. A rock jutted into my back as I howled in anger; floundering in the dirt. I manged to free my foot-loosing my shoe in the process- and realized my phone had disappeared into the growing shadows. More curses escaped me...
actualcannibalshialabe0uf: when i was a young boy my father took me into the city to see actual cannibal shia labeouf
thedoctorisaconsultinghunter: goatsaymoo: x what?
zuko: my mother is missing!
katara: my mother is dead!
mako: both of my parents are dead!
aang: (looks at empty Air Temple)
aang: ... I don't think you guys want to play this game with me.
valiantchild: when i’m famous you guys better make 4 pictures photosets of me and put an inspirational quote that i’ve said at the bottom