Seventeen:You've said girls should embrace their curves. Why did you think it important to make that statement?
Jennifer Lawrence:When I was playing Mystique in X-Men, I remember thinking, If I'm going to be naked in paint in front of the entire world, I'm going to look like a woman. I'm going to have curves and have boobs and have a butt. Because girls are going to look at that, and if I look like a scarecrow, they are going to think, Oh, that's normal. It's not normal. I'm just so sick of these young girls with diets. I remember when I was 13 and it was cool to pretend to have an eating disorder because there were rumors that Lindsay Lohan and Nicole Richie were anorexic. I thought it was crazy. I went home and told my mom, "Nobody's eating bread--I just had to finish everyone's burgers". I think it's really important for girls to have people to look up to and feel good about themselves.
Dumbledore: This one time, Harry, your father saved Snape’s life.
Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone - MOVIE
*no mention of such event*
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - BOOK
Sirius: Harry, I did this really douchey thing once, and I tried to have Remus kill Snape, but your father heard about it and rushed off to save his life.
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - MOVIE
*no mention of such event*
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - BOOK
*Harry goes into Pensieve and sees James and Sirius picking on Snape very unfairly - Lily intervenes - Snape cuts James’s face open - James does a dick move - Lily gets pissed - Snape calls Lily a Mudblood for absolutely no reason whatsoever - Lily leaves them to it - James gears up for another dick move*
Snape: *interrupting* GTFO, BITCH!
Harry: HOLY SHIT MY FATHER WAS AN ASSHOLE! *warm and fuzzy illusions ruined*
Sirius and Remus: What up?
Harry: You guys. My Dad was an asshole.
Sirius and Remus: OMG NO! HARRY, SERIOUSLY! Look, James was an immature prat when he was a teenager and he did horrible things and WE’RE NOT DENYING IT and everyone regrets how they acted back then, but he grew up and became a better person and he was a great man, I swear. And it wasn’t like Snape was innocent because he was really mixed up in Dark Arts and James HATED Dark Arts so much.
Harry: But my Mum hated him omg.
Sirius and Remus: Dude don’t even worry about that it’s cool, she totally didn’t.
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - MOVIE
*Harry breaks into Snape’s memory in a way that isn’t really possible for somebody who can’t do Legilimency and sees James bullying the shit out of Snape and being the biggest dick in the world*
Harry: ….. my father was an asshole.
*nobody contradicts him*
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - BOOK
*Harry looks into the Pensieve and sees how Snape was in love with Lily but drove her to abandoning their friendship after becoming heavily invested in the Dark Arts and planning to become a Death Eater, and then finally calling her a Mudblood even though Lily was his only friend, and this is a totally rational reason for Lily to break ties with him and we already know that James Potter was essentially a good guy so it makes so much sense that Lily would fall in love with and marry him*
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - MOVIE
*Harry looks into the Pensieve and sees that SNAPE AND LILY WERE SOULMATES OMG BUT THAT BASTARD JAMES POTTER TURNED UP OUT OF NOWHERE AND RIPPED THEM FROM ONE ANOTHER OMG IT’S SO SAD THEIR LOVE WAS TRUE AND NOW SNAPE’S HOLDING HER CORPSE LIKE A FUCKING CREEP BUT OMG SO SAD, GUYS*
Soo Lin:Please stop standing outside my flat at midnight with a boombox. The neighbours complain.
Soo Lin:packing up
Statue:boo you whore
Soo Lin:MOTHER OF GOD
-THEME MUSIC BREAKING IT DOWN-
John:I gon buy me some lettuce
Sherlock casually having a late morning near death experience with an armed assailant in his own flat
John:work, you box of crap
Checkout:hell nah bitch no lettuce for you
John:WHORE OF A THING fuck this I'm out keep the fucking lettuce
Checkout:VICTORY FOR MY PEOPLE
-BACK AT HOME-
John:honey I'm home
Sherlock:oh hello John I was just reading this book hmm yes where are the groceries
John:fucken chip and pin machines
Sherlock:... I see.
John:listen Sherlock this is really out of character for me which shows kind of how desperate I am but if you could lend me a couple of fivers -
Sherlock:let's go to the bank
John:that was quick
Sebastian:Hi, I'm a douchebag
Sherlock:This is my -
John:I'M NOT HIS BOYFRIEND
Sebastian:Yeah lol no one would want to be his boyfriend
Sebastian:We all hated him in uni
Sebastian:ahaha what a freak right
Sebastian:so buddy help me out here
Sebastian:weird as fuck right
John:at least I get money woah there are a lot of zeroes there
-VAN COON'S APARTMENT-
Sherlock:HAY GURL HAY SO LOL I LEFT MY KEYS IN MY FLAT COULD YOUR GORGEOUS SELF BUZZ ME UP
Sherlock:invetigation in progress
John:let me in, you dick
Sherlock:Ooh, a dead body! I CALL IT
-CALL IN THE POLICE-
Dimmock:Lestrade was eating a bagel so they sent me instead
Sherlock:who does this bitch think he is
Dimmock:obviously this is a suicide
Sherlock:Obviously you're an idiot
John:I have no explanation or apology for my friend's behaviour
Sebastian:you just ruined the punchline of my Japanese golfer joke
Sherlock:Seb a guy just got killed
Sebastian:searching for a fuck to give
John:what a wanker
-GETTING A JOB AND A GIRL AT THE SAME TIME BECAUSE I'M JOHN WATSON-
Sarah:giggling and twisting my hair round my finger
Sherlock:WHERE WERE YOU
Sherlock:I NEEDED A PEN
Sherlock:"SHE" WHO IS "SHE"
Sherlock:IS THAT WOMAN I SMELL ON YOU
Dimmock:no way is voldemort back
Sherlock:are you shitting me how dumb are you
John:listen up you dumb fuck people are getting murdered
Dimmock:pics or it didn't happen
Sherlock:codes library advice
Happy-slapping hoodie with ASBOS and ringtones:nope. SHIT COPS
cops:caught you bitch
John:sherlock you are the worst friend ever
Sherlock:shush John I'm thinking about murder
John:verbal keysmash of rage
Sherlock:that's cute now come and help me with shit
YOU WANT LUCKY CAT? TEN POUN' ONLY TEN POUN' VERY CHEEAAAP
John:I need food
Sherlock:dancing around a flat
John:HEY I'M SHERLOCK HOLMES AND I'M A MASSIVE DICKHEAD
Sherlock:choking - not breathing
John:OH MY GOD SHERLOCK YOU ARE SUCH A DOUCHEBAG
John:SHERLOCK I FOUND CODES shit where did they go
Sherlock:DANCE WITH ME
John:sherlock this has to stop -
Sherlock:IT'S FOR SCIENCE
John:sherlock if we danced together it would be gay, they'd never make that canon, I mean dancing in a ballroom in formal gear in the middle of a case and in plain sight of everyone else, that would NEVER HAPPEN
Soo Lin:suttering heavy accented speech about smuggling rings and codes in books
NOISE OUTSIDE WHICH INDICATES SOMEONE IS GOING TO DIE IN THIS SCENE
John:Sherlock get your arse back here
Sherlock:ok we need books
John:I need sleep oh fuck work
Sarah:that was unprofessional
John:I'll make it up to you with a date
John:I have a date!
Sherlock:I didn't know we were going out tonight
John:no Sherlock just
Sherlock:Hello I'm John's other sexual partner
Sherlock:I meant flatmate. Flatmate is the thing I meant.
John:sherlock please just fuck off and let me get sex
CHINESE SPEAR TRICKERY
Sherlock:snooping around backstage
Sarah:BEATS THAT GUY THE FUCK UP WITH MOTHERFUCKING LEAD PIPING
Sherlock:I COULD BE HUNGRY IF I WANTED TO BE
Sherlock:I COULD HAVE BOOBS IF I WANTED
Sarah:just pointing out something that Sherlock Holmes didn't notice
General:GIVE US THE PIN MOTHERFUCKER
General:YES SHERLOCK HOLMES WE HAVE YOU NOWWW
General:FINE WE'LL JUST KILL YOUR GIRLFRIEND
INTENSE FIGHTING AND NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE
John:I promise I'll pay for the therapy
-domestic breakfast at 221B-
Sherlock:jade pin smuggling ring
General:sorry I fucked up
Mysterious antagonist:that's sweet but I'm still killing you. SEB, GET ON IT