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Seventeen: You've said girls should embrace their curves. Why did you think it important to make that statement?
Jennifer Lawrence: When I was playing Mystique in X-Men, I remember thinking, If I'm going to be naked in paint in front of the entire world, I'm going to look like a woman. I'm going to have curves and have boobs and have a butt. Because girls are going to look at that, and if I look like a scarecrow, they are going to think, Oh, that's normal. It's not normal. I'm just so sick of these young girls with diets. I remember when I was 13 and it was cool to pretend to have an eating disorder because there were rumors that Lindsay Lohan and Nicole Richie were anorexic. I thought it was crazy. I went home and told my mom, "Nobody's eating bread--I just had to finish everyone's burgers". I think it's really important for girls to have people to look up to and feel good about themselves.
Everyone and anyone, write what time it is where...
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teacher: ok everyone you're going to get into groups
me: oh fuck
me: social interaction
me: what in here can i kill myself with
me: oh god there isn't anything
me: everyone is choosing groups and i'm sitting here alone
me: why am i talking to myself
"Why don't you like Twilight?"
James Potter in the books vs James Potter in the...
ghost-of-bambi: Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone - BOOK Dumbledore: This one time, Harry, your father saved Snape’s life. Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone - MOVIE *no mention of such event* Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - BOOK Sirius: Harry, I did this really douchey thing once, and I tried to have Remus kill Snape, but your father heard about it and rushed off to...
safe & sound: James Potter in the books vs James... →
ghost-of-bambi: Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone - BOOK Dumbledore: This one time, Harry, your father saved Snape’s life. Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone - MOVIE *no mention of such event* Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - BOOK Sirius: Harry, I did this…
If you’re laughing and thinking this is so silly, expect to be crying in five...– Steven Moffat on S7 DW (x)
johnwatsons-dick: if all my internet friends are 46 year old men then you guys are some fucking good actors
The 23rd gif of an animal is your spirit animal.
thegifinyourfolder: Submitted by: thismakesmehappyface i went through my entire folder to get this. I have damn near no animal gifs.
If you are a Doctor Who fan, just reblog. It will...
safe & sound: twelve-jammy-badgers:... →
twelve-jammy-badgers: donovanandandersonarecunts: I actually feel really proud that a 49 year old woman is the current sex symbol of a TV series mainly aimed at the youth. #true facts #it’s sort of awesome #and it’s also awesome because river’s sexiness doesn’t…
Gale: We could do it you know.
Katniss: Do what?
Gale: Watch Twilight, enjoy the storyline.
Katniss: We wouldn't make it five minutes.
queenofmultitasking: absoluutebliss: first of all, who allowed me on the internet #the opening line of my biography
The Blind Banker: A Summary
Dogged Nice Guy: radiating unrequited love
Soo Lin: Please stop standing outside my flat at midnight with a boombox. The neighbours complain.
Soo Lin: packing up
Statue: boo you whore
Soo Lin: MOTHER OF GOD
-THEME MUSIC BREAKING IT DOWN-
John: I gon buy me some lettuce
Sherlock casually having a late morning near death experience with an armed assailant in his own flat
John: work, you box of crap
Checkout: hell nah bitch no lettuce for you
John: WHORE OF A THING fuck this I'm out keep the fucking lettuce
Checkout: VICTORY FOR MY PEOPLE
-BACK AT HOME-
John: honey I'm home
Sherlock: oh hello John I was just reading this book hmm yes where are the groceries
John: fucken chip and pin machines
Sherlock: ... I see.
John: listen Sherlock this is really out of character for me which shows kind of how desperate I am but if you could lend me a couple of fivers -
Sherlock: let's go to the bank
John: that was quick
Sebastian: Hi, I'm a douchebag
Sherlock: This is my -
John: I'M NOT HIS BOYFRIEND
Sebastian: Yeah lol no one would want to be his boyfriend
Sebastian: We all hated him in uni
Sebastian: ahaha what a freak right
Sebastian: so buddy help me out here
Sebastian: weird as fuck right
John: at least I get money woah there are a lot of zeroes there
-VAN COON'S APARTMENT-
Sherlock: HAY GURL HAY SO LOL I LEFT MY KEYS IN MY FLAT COULD YOUR GORGEOUS SELF BUZZ ME UP
Woman: sounds legit
Sherlock: invetigation in progress
John: let me in, you dick
Sherlock: Ooh, a dead body! I CALL IT
-CALL IN THE POLICE-
Dimmock: Lestrade was eating a bagel so they sent me instead
Dimmock: -authoritative glare-
Sherlock: who does this bitch think he is
Dimmock: obviously this is a suicide
Sherlock: Obviously you're an idiot
Sherlock: more dancing
John: I have no explanation or apology for my friend's behaviour
Sebastian: you just ruined the punchline of my Japanese golfer joke
Sherlock: Seb a guy just got killed
Sebastian: searching for a fuck to give
John: what a wanker
-GETTING A JOB AND A GIRL AT THE SAME TIME BECAUSE I'M JOHN WATSON-
Sarah: giggling and twisting my hair round my finger
Sherlock: WHERE WERE YOU
Sherlock: I NEEDED A PEN
Sherlock: "SHE" WHO IS "SHE"
Sherlock: IS THAT WOMAN I SMELL ON YOU
Dimmock: no way is voldemort back
Sherlock: are you shitting me how dumb are you
John: listen up you dumb fuck people are getting murdered
Dimmock: pics or it didn't happen
Sherlock: codes library advice
Happy-slapping hoodie with ASBOS and ringtones: nope. SHIT COPS
John: wait what
cops: caught you bitch
John: sherlock you are the worst friend ever
Sherlock: shush John I'm thinking about murder
John: verbal keysmash of rage
Sherlock: that's cute now come and help me with shit
YOU WANT LUCKY CAT? TEN POUN' ONLY TEN POUN' VERY CHEEAAAP
John: I need food
Sherlock: dancing around a flat
John: HEY I'M SHERLOCK HOLMES AND I'M A MASSIVE DICKHEAD
Assailant: ninja attack
Sherlock: choking - not breathing
John: OH MY GOD SHERLOCK YOU ARE SUCH A DOUCHEBAG
John: SHERLOCK I FOUND CODES shit where did they go
Sherlock: DANCE WITH ME
John: sherlock this has to stop -
Sherlock: IT'S FOR SCIENCE
John: sherlock if we danced together it would be gay, they'd never make that canon, I mean dancing in a ballroom in formal gear in the middle of a case and in plain sight of everyone else, that would NEVER HAPPEN
Soo Lin: suttering heavy accented speech about smuggling rings and codes in books
NOISE OUTSIDE WHICH INDICATES SOMEONE IS GOING TO DIE IN THIS SCENE
John: Sherlock get your arse back here
Soo Lin: dead
Sherlock: ok we need books
John: I need sleep oh fuck work
Sarah: that was unprofessional
John: I'll make it up to you with a date
John: I have a date!
Sherlock: I didn't know we were going out tonight
John: no Sherlock just
Sherlock: Hello I'm John's other sexual partner
Sherlock: I meant flatmate. Flatmate is the thing I meant.
John: sherlock please just fuck off and let me get sex
CHINESE SPEAR TRICKERY
Sherlock: snooping around backstage
Sarah: BEATS THAT GUY THE FUCK UP WITH MOTHERFUCKING LEAD PIPING
Sarah: I'm hungry
John: me too
Sherlock: I COULD BE HUNGRY IF I WANTED TO BE
Sarah: what's this?
Sherlock: I COULD HAVE BOOBS IF I WANTED
Sarah: just pointing out something that Sherlock Holmes didn't notice
Chinese man: KIDNAPPING
General: GIVE US THE PIN MOTHERFUCKER
General: YES SHERLOCK HOLMES WE HAVE YOU NOWWW
General: FINE WE'LL JUST KILL YOUR GIRLFRIEND
Sherlock: sup bitches
INTENSE FIGHTING AND NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE
John: I promise I'll pay for the therapy
-domestic breakfast at 221B-
Sherlock: jade pin smuggling ring
General: sorry I fucked up
Mysterious antagonist: that's sweet but I'm still killing you. SEB, GET ON IT