March 2012
mikerowsoft:
“yolo” i whispered as i didn’t safely remove USB
Reblog with your blog's title
istoleatimelordtoseetheuniverse:
tardisteacup:
cloudywithachanceofdaleks:
siksta:
sherly-u-kan-deductit:
iandsharman:
fairbourne:
prettyserpentine:
keen-incisions:
“make your mama mourn ya”
‘Terribly Awkward.’
“Musings of a Mad Woman”
“Random Ramblings of a Ragamuffin”
“VOLDEMORT’S NIPPLE”
Be jelly.
“It’s All in the Wrists”
If you know what it’s from, let me just hug you...
Seventeen: You've said girls should embrace their curves. Why did you think it important to make that statement?
Jennifer Lawrence: When I was playing Mystique in X-Men, I remember thinking, If I'm going to be naked in paint in front of the entire world, I'm going to look like a woman. I'm going to have curves and have boobs and have a butt. Because girls are going to look at that, and if I look like a scarecrow, they are going to think, Oh, that's normal. It's not normal. I'm just so sick of these young girls with diets. I remember when I was 13 and it was cool to pretend to have an eating disorder because there were rumors that Lindsay Lohan and Nicole Richie were anorexic. I thought it was crazy. I went home and told my mom, "Nobody's eating bread--I just had to finish everyone's burgers". I think it's really important for girls to have people to look up to and feel good about themselves.
Everyone and anyone, write what time it is where...
andtheniwashis:
a-scandal-in-tumblr:
emras:
cameracrevice:
kirrii:
thehotesttaco:
pimptav:
hostduraravros:
sassy-lesbian-tipsygnostalgic:
saphirmaryam:
neurotically-motivated:
tiger-festival:
bartido:
whaii:
kuramabby:
sakka-puff:
rabbitwitch:
onewingedeagle:
spoilers-i-always-win:
7:59 pm
9:01 pm
3:12 am
9:13 PM
6:14 PM
7:16 pm
6:18PM
9:20 pm
...
teacher: ok everyone you're going to get into groups
me: oh fuck
me: social interaction
me: what in here can i kill myself with
me: oh god there isn't anything
me: everyone is choosing groups and i'm sitting here alone
me: why am i talking to myself
"Why don't you like Twilight?"
James Potter in the books vs James Potter in the...
ghost-of-bambi:
Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone - BOOK
Dumbledore: This one time, Harry, your father saved Snape’s life.
Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone - MOVIE
*no mention of such event*
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - BOOK
Sirius: Harry, I did this really douchey thing once, and I tried to have Remus kill Snape, but your father heard about it and rushed off to...
safe & sound: James Potter in the books vs James... →
ghost-of-bambi:
Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone - BOOK
Dumbledore: This one time, Harry, your father saved Snape’s life.
Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone - MOVIE
*no mention of such event*
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - BOOK
Sirius: Harry, I did this…
“If you’re laughing and thinking this is so silly, expect to be crying in five...”
– Steven Moffat on S7 DW (x)
johnwatsons-dick:
if all my internet friends are 46 year old men then you guys are some fucking good actors
The 23rd gif of an animal is your spirit animal.
thegifinyourfolder:
Submitted by: thismakesmehappyface
i went through my entire folder to get this. I have damn near no animal gifs.
If you are a Doctor Who fan, just reblog. It will...
safe & sound: twelve-jammy-badgers:... →
twelve-jammy-badgers:
donovanandandersonarecunts:
I actually feel really proud that a 49 year old woman is the current sex symbol of a TV series mainly aimed at the youth.
#true facts #it’s sort of awesome #and it’s also awesome because river’s sexiness doesn’t…
Gale: We could do it you know.
Katniss: Do what?
Gale: Watch Twilight, enjoy the storyline.
Katniss: We wouldn't make it five minutes.
queenofmultitasking:
absoluutebliss:
first of all, who allowed me on the internet
#the opening line of my biography
The Blind Banker: A Summary
Dogged Nice Guy: radiating unrequited love
Soo Lin: Please stop standing outside my flat at midnight with a boombox. The neighbours complain.
~LATER TIME~
Soo Lin: packing up
OMINOUS RUSTLING
Statue: boo you whore
Soo Lin: MOTHER OF GOD
-THEME MUSIC BREAKING IT DOWN-
John: I gon buy me some lettuce
Checkout: lolno
-221B-
Sherlock casually having a late morning near death experience with an armed assailant in his own flat
-SHOPS-
John: work, you box of crap
Checkout: hell nah bitch no lettuce for you
John: WHORE OF A THING fuck this I'm out keep the fucking lettuce
Checkout: VICTORY FOR MY PEOPLE
-BACK AT HOME-
John: honey I'm home
Sherlock: oh hello John I was just reading this book hmm yes where are the groceries
John: fucken chip and pin machines
Sherlock: ... I see.
John: listen Sherlock this is really out of character for me which shows kind of how desperate I am but if you could lend me a couple of fivers -
Sherlock: let's go to the bank
John: that was quick
-BANK-
Sebastian: Hi, I'm a douchebag
Sherlock: This is my -
John: I'M NOT HIS BOYFRIEND
Sebastian: Yeah lol no one would want to be his boyfriend
Sebastian: We all hated him in uni
Sebastian: ahaha what a freak right
Sherlock:
Sebastian: so buddy help me out here
-cctv time-
Sebastian: weird as fuck right
Sherlock: dancing
John: at least I get money woah there are a lot of zeroes there
-VAN COON'S APARTMENT-
Sherlock: HAY GURL HAY SO LOL I LEFT MY KEYS IN MY FLAT COULD YOUR GORGEOUS SELF BUZZ ME UP
Woman: sounds legit
Sherlock: invetigation in progress
John: let me in, you dick
Sherlock: Ooh, a dead body! I CALL IT
-CALL IN THE POLICE-
Dimmock: Lestrade was eating a bagel so they sent me instead
Sherlock: what
Dimmock: -authoritative glare-
Sherlock: who does this bitch think he is
Dimmock: obviously this is a suicide
Sherlock: Obviously you're an idiot
Dimmock: what
Sherlock: more dancing
John: I have no explanation or apology for my friend's behaviour
-CLASSY RESTAURANT-
Sebastian: you just ruined the punchline of my Japanese golfer joke
Sherlock: Seb a guy just got killed
Sebastian: searching for a fuck to give
John: what a wanker
-GETTING A JOB AND A GIRL AT THE SAME TIME BECAUSE I'M JOHN WATSON-
Sarah: giggling and twisting my hair round my finger
John: boooobbs
-221B-
Sherlock: WHERE WERE YOU
John: ...out
Sherlock: I NEEDED A PEN
Sherlock: "SHE" WHO IS "SHE"
Sherlock: IS THAT WOMAN I SMELL ON YOU
-POLICE STATION-
Dimmock: no way is voldemort back
Sherlock: are you shitting me how dumb are you
John: listen up you dumb fuck people are getting murdered
Dimmock: pics or it didn't happen
-INVESTIGATING-
Sherlock: codes library advice
Happy-slapping hoodie with ASBOS and ringtones: nope. SHIT COPS
John: wait what
cops: caught you bitch
-LATER-
John: sherlock you are the worst friend ever
Sherlock: shush John I'm thinking about murder
John: verbal keysmash of rage
Sherlock: that's cute now come and help me with shit
-more investigating-
YOU WANT LUCKY CAT? TEN POUN' ONLY TEN POUN' VERY CHEEAAAP
Sherlock: smugglers
John: I need food
Sherlock: dancing around a flat
John: HEY I'M SHERLOCK HOLMES AND I'M A MASSIVE DICKHEAD
Assailant: ninja attack
Sherlock: choking - not breathing
John: OH MY GOD SHERLOCK YOU ARE SUCH A DOUCHEBAG
-TRAIN TRACKS-
John: SHERLOCK I FOUND CODES shit where did they go
Sherlock: DANCE WITH ME
John: sherlock this has to stop -
Sherlock: IT'S FOR SCIENCE
John: sherlock if we danced together it would be gay, they'd never make that canon, I mean dancing in a ballroom in formal gear in the middle of a case and in plain sight of everyone else, that would NEVER HAPPEN
-MUSEUM-
Soo Lin: suttering heavy accented speech about smuggling rings and codes in books
NOISE OUTSIDE WHICH INDICATES SOMEONE IS GOING TO DIE IN THIS SCENE
Sherlock: RUNNING
John: Sherlock get your arse back here
Soo Lin: dead
Sherlock: ok we need books
-BOOKS-
John: I need sleep oh fuck work
Sarah: that was unprofessional
John: I'll make it up to you with a date
Sarah: SURE
-221B-
John: I have a date!
Sherlock: I didn't know we were going out tonight
John: no Sherlock just
John: no
-CIRCUS-
Sherlock: Hello I'm John's other sexual partner
Sarah: what
Sherlock: I meant flatmate. Flatmate is the thing I meant.
John: sherlock please just fuck off and let me get sex
CHINESE SPEAR TRICKERY
Sherlock: snooping around backstage
NINJA ATTACK
Sarah: BEATS THAT GUY THE FUCK UP WITH MOTHERFUCKING LEAD PIPING
-221b-
Sarah: I'm hungry
John: me too
Sherlock: I COULD BE HUNGRY IF I WANTED TO BE
Sarah: what's this?
Sherlock: I COULD HAVE BOOBS IF I WANTED
Sarah: just pointing out something that Sherlock Holmes didn't notice
sherlock:
Sherlock: bitch
Chinese man: KIDNAPPING
Sherlock: JOOOOOHHHHNNNNN
-TUNNEL-
General: GIVE US THE PIN MOTHERFUCKER
John: what
General: YES SHERLOCK HOLMES WE HAVE YOU NOWWW
John: what
General: FINE WE'LL JUST KILL YOUR GIRLFRIEND
John: WHAT
Sherlock: sup bitches
INTENSE FIGHTING AND NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE
Sarah: crying
John: I promise I'll pay for the therapy
-domestic breakfast at 221B-
Sherlock: jade pin smuggling ring
John: foooood
-ELSEWHERE-
General: sorry I fucked up
Mysterious antagonist: that's sweet but I'm still killing you. SEB, GET ON IT
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