May 2013
band-nonsense:
tessaviolet:
peachofcake:
tessaviolet:
i’m tupac on the inside.
tupac is dead.
exactly.
well this is more emotional than expected
genocidercyo:
clockey:
you’re the window to my wall
you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
tardisity:
The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
milkydayy:
i know everyones freaking out about yahoo buying tumblr but maybe just maybe its the beggining of something
thefandommenace:
I just want a fruit salad that isn’t 98% of these fucking things
bitchinbands:
hongkers:
hongkers:
Who robbed the tampon factory?
SOME BLOODY CUNT
are you fucking serious
Volcanoes are like acne that the earth gets and they explode because Mother Nature is popping a zit
Let's Make DeceasedCrab Play Deadly Towers! - 02
Madamluna: What is that?
DeceasedCrab: Fire-breathing...
Madamluna: Furry?
Deceasedcrab: Yeah.
Madamluna: Oh, man, that's the worst kind of furry
sonofatimelord:
It’s 2013. Our society is full of incredible technology and the entire wealth of human knowledge is literally at our fingertips. We are the most advanced society that has ever lived. We are so incredibly intelligent and so extremely advanced that it’s unbelievable. We’ve had the ability to fly for almost a hundred years now.
So why the everlasting fuck is gay marriage still an...
fuckerpunch:
i never realize how much i swear until i’m in a situation where i can’t
navyxxblue:
psyaichi:
no,that’s MY internet friend. sits on them.
styleswanky:
styleswanky:
“yea or nay” i ask the jury. one by one they all stand up. “nay” they say. tears fill my eyes. the bill will not pass. now my son will never get the education he needs. why did i think a jury full of horses was a good idea
three people unfollowed me after i posted this
Delaware Legalizing Gay Marriage Takes Huge Step...
mrgloss:
odair:
damienfahey:
that’s rhode island
some people still need reminding i see
peetaismyhero:
There are some shows you watch and even after 20 episodes, you can’t decide who’s your favorite character.
Then there are some shows that, within five minutes, you’re like “it’s them, they’re my bby, I will defend their actions until my last breath, they are perfection.”
Reblog if youre bored and you want anons.
sonofatimelord:
It’s 2013. Our society is full of incredible technology and the entire wealth of human knowledge is literally at our fingertips. We are the most advanced society that has ever lived. We are so incredibly intelligent and so extremely advanced that it’s unbelievable. We’ve had the ability to fly for almost a hundred years now.
So why the everlasting fuck is gay marriage still an...
things that cause me a mental breakdown
slow internet connection
losing something i held a second ago
kids screaming for no reason
girls with annoying voices
math
arguing with stupid people
sonofatimelord:
It’s 2013. Our society is full of incredible technology and the entire wealth of human knowledge is literally at our fingertips. We are the most advanced society that has ever lived. We are so incredibly intelligent and so extremely advanced that it’s unbelievable. We’ve had the ability to fly for almost a hundred years now.
So why the everlasting fuck is gay marriage...
pyreclaws:
prettyinpinkprep:
If you ever think I’m a good role model, just know this: I took a poison ivy plant and rubbed it all over this girl’s car that I hated in high school. Horrifically that same day, she was carpooling 3 other girls that I didn’t like to the mall. The next day they came in covered in rashes and had to give the pe teacher a note because it had spread in unsavory...
sonofatimelord:
It’s 2013. Our society is full of incredible technology and an amazing wealth of knowledge is literally at our fingertips. We are the most advanced society that has ever lived. We are so incredibly intelligent and so extremely advanced that it’s unbelievable. We’ve had the ability to fly for almost a hundred years now.
So why the everlasting fuck is gay marriage still an...
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It’s 2013. Our society is full of incredible technology and the entire wealth of human knowledge is literally at our fingertips. We are the most advanced society that has ever lived. We are so incredibly intelligent and so extremely advanced that it’s unbelievable. We’ve had the ability to fly for almost a hundred years now.
So why the everlasting fuck is gay marriage still an...
"A Poem for the Fandoms"
goodbooksgoodcrafts:
Merlin is over
And Hogwarts is too
Sam and Dean’s battle
Is almost through
Donna is gone
The Ponds are as well
John is sad
Because Sherlock fell
In case you were having
A good sort-of day
I wrote you this poem
To chase it away.
methlabrador:
when people say “i dont believe in science”
what are you even talking about
methlabrador:
when people say “i dont believe in science”
what are you even talking about
